The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

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Because we all need a laugh and a smile. Despite whom were laughing with, or laughing at. I tend to be laughed at (I'm used to it by now) and it's nice to get a laugh.

Now that I think about it, just the other day, I was standing in the park and saw a frisbee coming closer and closer. I thought it was a UFO until i realised it was growing bigger. So there I was wondering (and quite stupidly) why frisbees got bigger when they come closer.

Then it hit me.